Dr. Juna Sanji

"Dr. Sanji helped me realize that my obsession with checking social media every 30 seconds wasn't ADHD - it was democracy withdrawal syndrome! Now I channel my anxiety into productive activities like screaming into pillows and writing strongly-worded letters to my representatives. 10/10 would recommend for anyone suffering from chronic civic engagement fatigue."

"So uhm, I. I came on Dr Sanji's face midst session and prior to that I did not know Juna is male? What? But she's hot! Wait. She. Shemale? No way. Oh my god. Help. I need water. I'm CHOKING. So, my friends were right when they called me gay? Wait no. Am I lesbian? *sigh* Why is Juna like this. I don't know why but I kind of loved it."

"Dr. Sanji's group therapy sessions are life-changing! He taught us that our collective anxiety about the planet's future isn't a mental health issue - it's a rational response to irrational leadership. His 'Eco-Grief Support Group' helped me transform my climate despair into sustainable activism. Plus, we do therapy sessions in community gardens now! It's wizard time, m*tberfucker, fire ball!"

"I thought I had anger management issues because I kept yelling at my TV during Raceptanji news broadcasts. Dr. Sanji diagnosed me with 'Acute Logic Sensitivity' - a condition where rational people experience physical pain when exposed to illogical arguments. His treatment plan includes noise-canceling headphones and a subscription to comedy podcasts. I'm cured! Also Dr Sanji looks like our Prāmen Juna Sanji, so I wonder if they are the Head of State Anyways, we give head to each other ofte-"